The Big Brother house is forced into lockdown on Sunday night amid a coronavirus scare as the contestants turn on the dark horse of the competition and vote him out in a landslide eviction that is more shocking than when one of the guys attempts to do yoga in rubber service station thongs.
We’ve never seen a more bogan downward dog until now. It’s probably more appropriate to call it a downward pig-dog.
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Sunday night opens with dramatic scenes. Kruges is made to roll down to the house in her Porsche, where she’s then forced to stand out the front in overcast conditions delivering a piece-to-camera like she’s Mel Doyle doing cyclone coverage.
“A Big Brother crew member has been exposed to a person who has tested positive for COVID-19,” she informs us.
“That crew member is being tested right now but, until we know the results, the decision has been made to pause the game. Filming has been suspended. However the rigged cameras will still be able to record with limited essential crew.”
The housemates are all summoned to the small diary room and we can only imagine what it smells like in there.
“Coronavirus has been intensifying around the world. Now things have escalated here in Australia,” Big Brother tells them along with all the other stuff Kruges told us about the crew member.
“As a precaution, the Big Brother house will be placed in lockdown,” he declares.
None of the housemates react because the house has basically been in lockdown as per the standard rules of the game. So Big Brother sighs and articulates what this means.
“The game will be suspended. Until Big Brother gets the test results back,” he snips.
And just like that, their little mouths fly open. Agape!
Chad takes it the worst. He has been trying to make a career out of being really, really ridiculously good looking for a while now and he thought Big Brother would be just the platform he needs to supercharge his male modelling profile.
But now ‘Rona has swept in like the cruel dame she is and completely destroyed his plans. Ugh, it’s like she doesn’t care about hot people.
“You’re gonna have to get back into the construction game full-time, mate,” Chad’s mate informs him over the phone when all the housemates are allowed a single call to family.
He can’t believe it. He’d cry if it didn’t make his face look unfortunate on camera.
“I’m gonna lose so much work now, which sucks. I’m worried about that,” he says.
“I might not be able to go into LA or New York for maybe two years now. So that’s put my modelling career on hold.”
The Big Brother shutdown will last for as long as it takes to get a result back on the tested crew member. Until then, we’re forced to watch Mat attempting to do yoga while wearing service station thongs.
Finally the result comes back negative and the shutdown is lifted. Big Brother immediately sounds the alarm for the nomination challenge. It’s a really long game of musical chairs and we’d rather watch Mat doing the bogan vinyasa again.
Chad’s furious about his fledgling international modelling career being snuffed out by the virus and he uses this anger to drive him in the challenge. He needs to win this game and the $250,000. Like hell he’s going back to a construction site – they don’t even have Aesop products in the port-a-loos or anything.
He digs deep and wins. Casey and Xavier are tapped for elimination. It’s a lot for everyone to weigh up. On one hand, Xavier is a dark horse and more evil than those boyish looks let on. It would be smart to evict him. But on the other hand, everyone’s sick of Casey spending so much time in the bathroom dealing with what has now became a month-long clinical constipation issue. Both are compelling cases.
But the housemates vote with their heads rather than Casey’s stomach. Every single vote is whacked on Xavier and he’s evicted.
If Home Improvement was still in production, we have no doubt he could’ve been cast as the secret fourth brother.
The quiet threat has been removed. And just like that, the entire house feels more relaxed than a bogan doing yoga in rubber thongs.
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2020-07-05 10:34:50Z
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