‘Hell week’ has come to a close with one lucky housemate being rescued from eviction for the second time this season, while another wets his pants on national television.
Elsewhere, the housemates are nearly drowned in a cute death trap set by Big Brother.
But the most frightening thing to happen all week, other than it somehow becoming June, is learning that SJ and Danny will be sharing a bed for the next few episodes.
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We begin with some playful banter between housemates as they flop around by the pool.
“You’re getting a bit of a tummy Danny,” says Adriana with a look of disgust, prodding at his stomach with her finger then recoiling.
“I’ve been a bit concerned watching you eat dinner … and this morning you’ve eaten a fair bit,” she adds.
SJ chimes in that he should “stop eating the carbs”.
I just love watching deep and long lasting friendships based on meaningful conversations blossom on this show.
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With food on their mind — and for Danny, the prospect of swapping toast for tuna in the slim house ration pickings — Big Brother sets the week’s shopping task: self-inflicted vertigo!
They’re each strapped to a wheel and spun around by their housemates until a timer goes off.
Poor Mary almost faints, while Sid buries his head in a bush in the backyard after his turn.
But Marley – who has held the indisputable cool guy image all season – wees himself on national television.
Called to the wheel mid-wee, Marley suffers an unfortunate spillage as he races to make it in time.
“I literally cut it off and I’m holding it,” he shares, before pointing to his pants.
“Gross,” the housemates remark like they’ve never accidentally weed on themselves before.
(He really could have gotten away with keeping that one to himself, but kudos to him for the refreshing honesty).
After the housemates endure many hours of the spinning wheel challenge, and I endure many minutes of mindlessly swiping on my dating apps and finding absolutely no prospects, it finally ends.
But it’s hell week, so it’s quickly followed by another challenge with complicated rules that make no sense.
The housemates are placed in DIY flotation tanks made from scrap metal, which their teammates must try and empty with a bucket.
Whoever survives, wins.
… Kidding!
Whoever stays in their water coffin the longest without pushing through the cage and escaping for air, wins.
Marley opts to run rather than float in the water tank, which we think is probably best given his little accident from earlier.
As expected, the game is long, sweaty and terrifying, with the only source of refuge being a slice of sage wisdom from our favourite oracle Ari, who yells to his teammate Christina: “Don’t smile, it gives you wrinkles!”.
Noted.
Ari’s encouragement and beauty advice works wonders, and Christina proves herself a late-coming force to be reckoned with, winning her second challenge in as many weeks.
She and Ari nominate SJ, Marley and Mary, deducing that if close friends SJ and Mary save each other, the numbers will be stacked against physical threat and pants-wetter Marley.
The choice infuriates the two sweet mums, with SJ storming off in a rage and Mary passively-aggressively spitting: “Thanks for that guys,” when they return from the diary room. Yikes.
They scramble, but much to Ari and Charlotte’s shock, Mary makes it clear she won’t be saving her pal SJ, and will instead vote to evict her. Ice cold.
They head in to the eviction zone where toned-armed angel Sonia Kruger greets them to start rattling the cage until they all fight or cry.
SJ, the 65-year-old antiques dealer, has been in this position many times before, so her sob-story delivery skills are sharp and honed.
She tries a different route this time, giving a passionate speech about being an inspiration to viewers while everyone else in the house is weak and unethical. Yes, that’s it, shame them all. Bring up how Marley peed his pants!
… It doesn’t work, and she receives the most votes.
But it’s the last day of hell week and messing with this pack of bozos is fun, so instead of going home, SJ becomes the “head of house” and gets to live in a catered suite (which is actually the panic room decorated to look like a room in a roadside Best Western).
This is the second time SJ has been saved by a random twist, but in the biggest twist of all, she chooses the most insufferable housemate and former Tim Tam nemesis, Danny, to join her.
Who knows why.
All I know is this show makes no sense and my brain hurts.
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