Sonia Kruger is caught off guard by a sassy Big Brother contestant who turns the tables and talks back to her on Tuesday night – the ambush almost more startling than when the hot guy farts mid-challenge in front of his crush.
Obviously it is just a night of surprises. Farts and back chat. Kruges did not leave Today Extra for this.
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We’re forced to watch a tremendous amount of exercise tonight and it’s honestly just exhausting. A secret pedometer has been put in Chad’s microphone pack and the other housemates are tasked with getting him to do 12,000 steps in one day. The catch? He can’t know that he’s part of a challenge.
I’m not going to say Chad’s an idiot but I will say he’s an Instagram model. Even when the housemates make him spend 12 hours running around the backyard without a break, he does not have the faintest idea this could be a challenge.
Even when his crush Sophie makes him walk around the house aimlessly and tells him flat out, “I’m trying to get your steps up”, he doesn’t clock this is some kind of an enforced task.
Still, Big Brother declares the challenge a fail because Sophie literally told Chad explicitly what the challenge is.
Ange-a-licious cuts to the core.
“Sophie’s such an idiot,” she sighs to Marissa.
We feel sorry for Ange that she’s surrounded by inferior minds. Her only ally in the house is Marissa.
“We think the same and we hate all the same people,” she tells us of her alliance, and this is also an appropriate description for all workplace friendships.
The elimination challenge brings more exercise which we’d usually omit completely from this recap, but something glorious happens: A hot guy farts and average-looking people everywhere rejoice. It’s not often hot people get humiliated like this so we have to take our wins where we can get them.
The game involves immense focus and utilises all the muscles in the body to balance a ball on a seesaw. Everyone is tense and deep in concentration when they hear … a noise.
“Did someone just fart?” Sophie asks, covering her face as it slowly but surely dawns on the group.
The housemates look around to find the culprit. Chad’s face reveals all.
“Chaaaaad!” everyone groans and he bows his head in shame. The hot guy farted on national TV and in front of his crush, Sophie. What a way to go down.
The deep humiliation breaks his focus and he loses the game.
Someone who is not brought down by the fart is Marissa. She’s 61 and as fit as the gym bros in the house. It takes a lot more than Chad letting one rip to bring down this broad.
She wins and swiftly announces her nominations for eviction: Xavier, Mat and Zoe. Three kids from the cool group.
Honestly, Xavier’s not a threat – she should’ve nominated Dan. But either way, the cool boys rally together and scheme to all vote out Zoe.
“I know I can trust my squad,” she tells us, as her squad is literally turning on her behind her back.
At the elimination ceremony, Sonia Zoom calls in from her living room and does the usual Q&A with the nominees.
“Mat, you have gone 20 days without being nominated, not bad. Why do you think your time was up this afternoon?” she asks.
Mat has been surly all day. He has been talking back to Big Brother under his breath and Sonia’s innocent question is the final straw.
“Because you kept talking about it the last three evictions,” he smacks back firmly without missing a beat.
You better believe Mat’s sheer audacity blows the wind up Kruges’s kimono.
“Okay … okay, it’s back to me,” she says as she recovers from the knockout blow.
Honestly, Kruges did not leave Today Extra to be sassed by a bald Big Brother contestant on a Zoom call. Show some respect.
“I guess it’s my turn to sit here tonight,” Mat laughs.
It’s around now Shane leans over to Kieran and whispers something in his ear. The contestants are clearly going rogue tonight and Kruges refuses to be disrespected again.
“Shane and Kieran, there’s lot of chat going on over there. How very interesting. Do tell us what’s so interesting,” she demands.
“I was just asking him what he wants for dinner,” Shane says.
“What he wants for dinner? Not what he wants to do now?” she fires back. “So have you worked out how you’re voting?”
The boys giggle as Dan speaks up.
“Mat’s a huge scalp if you can get him,” he says, predicting the way the votes might go. And it’s true – both metaphorically but also literally. Mat has a huge scalp.
The votes are returned and Zoe’s out. She cops six – and is separated by only one vote from Mat, on five.
Obviously Mat’s sassy scalp was too huge to be conquered.
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2020-06-23 11:04:59Z
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